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if you give an old dog an (expensive) egg
he will pull the cancer card and become a boiled-chicken grifter
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procedures and procedurals
TWICE IN A MONTH? what am i, a brand marketer?
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every atom of me (psst! i'm back!)
well, well, well, look who the bowl-cut lion dragged in
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the deal is the deal
a quick update re: substack & my latest recap adventures
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do good and bully the devil
"seule les actes parlent, seule les mots ne mentent pas"
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these uncertain times
on coping, then building something new
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Several things that happened on Picard this week
Also, I have some follow-up questions
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